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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction
Hahaha that's awesome.
What was your response?
I used to date this one chick, we'd been dating for 2 years, lived together and everything... And every time she'd take a bath and I'd have to use the bathroom she'd get pissed at me for not getting turned on by her naked body.
lol..wtf do you want, I'm using the effing toilet here. I bone you every night like clockwork. Can we not take a break? Especially while I'm dropping a massive deuce?
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Yum. You did her like clockwork? My last boyfriend didn't, I'd want it 2 times a night and sometimes I was lucky if we did it at all.