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Originally Posted by Seltzer
Well I do have a thing for Asian girls - I'm not the stereotypical pimply white basement-dwelling kid who bides his time jacking off to Sailor Moon and guzzling naught but sushi. Hell, I've never even seen a real anime. I just find Asian women very attractive and that is what redeems Auckland for me.
Acousticophilia is another one... a girl with a nice voice can be utterly captivating.
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Asian women have hairy armpits! *
I have a fetish for women with scrambled egg in their hair. And I have to pick it out with alpaca-wool gloves on. But very, very, very, very, very slowly. Whilst a 50-year-old man licks my knee.
*this is a generalisation based partially on experience, and should therefore be considered fact