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Steps to kill a chicken(the right way)
1. Catch the bastard by his neck.
2. Take two hands firmly around his neck.
3. Twist your hands oppsite of each other. (while holding firmly)
4. After these steps have been done hold the chicken by it's feet.
5. Start jumping and spinning in the air.
6. Take it to your mom.(hide it under the couch)
7. Your done.
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