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Old 04-24-2009, 01:09 PM   #186 (permalink)
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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor
Baby abuse jokes are in no way funny. Seriously, is it just going for as edgy as possible while failing at humor?

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Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty-three year olds?

Come on. There's twenty of 'em!
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In a recent survey into blow jobs and why men liked them so much, 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just liked the silence.
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