Ummm I would make this clever religion were you worship a Jewish zombie. You would pay him alot but that would never be enoughe. The economy would fall because everyone is giving their money to this "Church". Then we would talk to him and ask for our money back through telepathic talk. He will never respond because he is laughing at us. Then I would write a book that can't hardly be explained and lsoe half the scriptures, And maybe write it in a alien "Hebrew" language that can hardly be translated.
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