Behold...
THE SACRED FOUR REQUESTS ('commandments' sounds too harsh) OF GUNSLAM
-Thou shalt know how to read music, that way incorrect tabs will be no more.
-Thou shalt not break balls/kill buzzes
-Disputes shall be settled though the ancient tradition of the intrument duel and/or dance-off
-Every Thursday afternoon the congregation will gather at the meeting swimming pool to listen to an entire album of the peoples choice.