Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Haha... when I was in the Army, I was the company information management officer when we weren't deployed and fixed everyone's network and computer problems... I claimed I had a huge backlog of stuff to do like ALL the time, but in reality, I sat in my office and bought stuff on the internet.
I used to get so bored I'd go to woot.com and buy whatever item that was for sale that day, for like 3 months straight.

Not only did I waste taxpayer money, but I spent it on useless shit.