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Kamikazi Kat · 05-02-2009, 11:59 PM

I decided to flesh out my religion a bit more.

TOTALTARISM
(Its the religion)
Things that you shall do or else risk facing accidental murder

Mandatory Suggestion 1

If I die, you must also die by way of suicide or assisted death. This is your moment of freedom, respected mandatory follower, as you will be able to choose how to kill yourself.

Mandatory Suggestion 2
All newborn babies must be the result of my own sperm. If I cannot produce enough sperm, then it is your own fault and you must kill yourself. You will not choose how to kill yourself in this situation, you will die by way of the standard suicide device, which will be working yourself to death. Better luck next time.

Mandatory Suggestion 3

No thinking, don't even think about it.

05-02-2009, 11:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
Kamikazi Kat Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 329	I decided to flesh out my religion a bit more. TOTALTARISM (Its the religion) Things that you shall do or else risk facing accidental murder Mandatory Suggestion 1 If I die, you must also die by way of suicide or assisted death. This is your moment of freedom, respected mandatory follower, as you will be able to choose how to kill yourself. Mandatory Suggestion 2 All newborn babies must be the result of my own sperm. If I cannot produce enough sperm, then it is your own fault and you must kill yourself. You will not choose how to kill yourself in this situation, you will die by way of the standard suicide device, which will be working yourself to death. Better luck next time. Mandatory Suggestion 3 No thinking, don't even think about it.