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[Paranoid.Android] · 05-06-2009, 08:33 PM

Mitch Hedberg is my absolute favorite. But of course heroin kills yet another person I like. Figures.

Other favorites: Bill Hicks, Stephen Lynch, Demetri Martin, Eddie Izzard, Jim Gaffigan (sometimes... I have to be in the right mood for him), Tommy Tiernan, Steve Martin, Eddie Ifft, and Dave Chappelle. I used to be way into Denis Leary, but kinda grew out of it once I figured out that he's basically a half-assed George Carlin ripoff with more Irish.

I do have to admit that I like Dane Cook (when he's not in movies) but hate his fans. They ruin the jokes for me.
Them: "Oh, you like Dane Cook too? [insert MASSIVELY overtold Cook joke/routine here] LOLOLOL HE'S SO FUNNEEEE AND HAWT. I WANT HIS BABIES."
Me: [shotgun mouthwash]

05-06-2009, 08:33 PM	#288 (permalink)
[Paranoid.Android] YOU GET NOTHING! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: The heart of the Sun. Posts: 76	Mitch Hedberg is my absolute favorite. But of course heroin kills yet another person I like. Figures. Other favorites: Bill Hicks, Stephen Lynch, Demetri Martin, Eddie Izzard, Jim Gaffigan (sometimes... I have to be in the right mood for him), Tommy Tiernan, Steve Martin, Eddie Ifft, and Dave Chappelle. I used to be way into Denis Leary, but kinda grew out of it once I figured out that he's basically a half-assed George Carlin ripoff with more Irish. I do have to admit that I like Dane Cook (when he's not in movies) but hate his fans. They ruin the jokes for me. Them: "Oh, you like Dane Cook too? [insert MASSIVELY overtold Cook joke/routine here] LOLOLOL HE'S SO FUNNEEEE AND HAWT. I WANT HIS BABIES." Me: [shotgun mouthwash] __________________ I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.