A man comes home to find his girlfriend at the front door with all of her clothes packed and ready to go.
He asks her, "Baby! What's wrong?! Where are you going?"
She says, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?!"
"Because you're a pedophile."
To which he replies, "Wow! Pedophile?! That's a really big word for a ten-year-old!"
An news interview with a victim of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans posed the question, "With so much destruction and road closures, how has everybody been managing to make it into churches?"
To which they replied, "Oh, it's fine. We just been going to Popeye's."
(you might not get that one unless you're from the South)
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