Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Once upon a time, sleepy jack, thrice, sweet_nothing and dreadnaught were walking down a dirt road. They came to a sign that said "Now Entering the Magical Forest," and in bold red letters it read "DO NOT TOUCH THE WHITE RABBIT."
They entered the forest and began to marvel at the glorious surroundings. Suddenly, they realized that sleepy jack was missing. They called for him and started to search. After a minute they found him behind a tree making out with an unbelievable ugly girl. "What is going on!" they inquired.
"I touched the White Rabbit," sleepy jack replied grimly.
They continued walking and looking around for a bit until they realized that this time thrice was missing. Fearing the worst they searched frantically crawled through the shrubbery calling for him. Soon they saw him behind a rather large shrub making out with a girl even uglier than the first. They knew, but asked anyway. "What happened?"
Thrice sighed. "I touched the White Rabbit."
The group had had enough. They began retracing their steps, trying to find an exit. Just as sleepy jack thought he spotted the dirt road to leave, he and thrice turned around to find sweet_nothing and dreadnaught making out.
"What the hell are you too doing?!?!" they exlaimed.
Dreadnaught replied, "I touched the White Rabbit."

Ba-dum tch!

Originally Posted by mr dave

isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?