1. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
What is the purpose of pubic hair?
2. Do you have a middle name?
Charles, named after my grandfather.
3. Choose one moment in history that you would like to have personally witnessed...
I would've liked to see The Clash live.
4. 3 things you should never do...
1. Laugh during a funeral
2. Laugh during the national anthem
3. Laugh during a Remembrance Day ceremoney
5. Describe the most peaceful moment of your life...
I was probably having a really nice dream.
6. How would you describe "The American Dream"? Does it really exist? Did it exist in the past? Has it changed?
To be wealthy and popular, no question about it.
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