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"Smoke all your want, your gonna get hit by a bus."
- Scary Movie 3

Here's one for oojay:

Samir: "No, not again. I..... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I'll just kick this piece of Shit out the window."

Michael Bolton: "You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed."

Samir: "Piece of Shit."

- Office Space

There's so many awesome quotes from that movie, but I'm just gonna post two...

Drew: "I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh."

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