In a monastery on the west coast of Ireland there were two male parrots who all that they did was count the rosary and pray all day long, only stopping to eat or drink.
Word reached the head abbot that there had been two female parrots rescued from a local brothel. From years in the whorehouse, all that these parrots knew how to say was, "**** me. I'm a dirty whore." The chaplain thought that bringing them to the monastery to live might just turn them in the right direction.
On the day that the monks brought them into the monastery and set their cage down next to the praying parrots, the female parrots immediately chimed in, "**** me. I'm a dirty whore."
One male parrot turns his head to the other and says, "Seamus, put down your beads. Our prayers have been answered."
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