Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

I forgot about those too. They're killin' it right now. For such a retarded insect that seems to have absolutely zero flying skills, they sure do scare the shit out of me.
I almost want to quit smoking in the summer because of the horror of walking outside and being bombarded with such eerily malicious creatures.

I honestly think nature screwed up in the lab when designing these things.

I'd rather fire-breathing, two-headed dragon-flies with fangs, AIDS, and speakers that play Jonas Brothers songs on repeat.