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Old 05-13-2005, 12:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
totojack
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29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.
13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn".
55. The word "Hail" is the only appropriate greeting whenever greeting someone "true".
74. All pets you own now will henceforth be known as "Crucifier". Any pets you own in the future will also be known as "Crucifier".
98. In order to make your recording more incomprehensible and therefore more "cult", be sure to either select a singer who has only a tenuous grasp on the language to be sung. (Acceptable languages: Norwegian, Latin, Orcish.)

pure class. thankyou so much for that!!
I'm terribly sorry but I am not 'true' but my hamster was called 'The Grim Reaper', he was black and I always did like the idea of him in a hood with a scythe.
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