Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

wow, this thread is way more popular than i expected. onto #9...



9. Anybody who gauges their taste in music based on how 'br00tal' it is

a.k.a. Metal elitists

You know what the number one beef I have with other music forums? It's this. A handful of guys there may run around with a good sense of humor and know what they're talking about, but for the rest of of them, they somehow managed to stave off a coma listening to incendiary, super-caustic heavy metal that sounds like it was produced in the depths of a trash can somewhere.

This is coming from a guy who thinks Scum is tasteful and well-made.

If you're going to judge music based on its ability to hemorrhage your inner ear, I really don't care where you came from or how many times your brother tried to feed you to your dog, you're still an idiot. I really don't care about the latest string your guitarist added to his instrument or vocals that sound like the singer is undergoing a tracheotomy. If your love for music stops where you can hear the difference between 'super blackened green death metal' and 'technical zoomacroom symphonic metal', then you're a tosser in my book. Cut your hair and learn why underground metal scenes remain underground.

Because they're awful.