simplephysics

1. I have a bad habit of driving around aimlessly listening to music.
2. I procrastinate almost everything, and don't really apply myself as much as I should.
3. But I still managed to graduate high school.
4. The prospect of being average in life doesn't really scare me at all, in fact I think I'd rather prefer it.
5. I tend to fly under the radar
6. My friends accuse me of being a hipster. I deny it, of course.
7. I'm getting my all wisdom teeth pulled on Thursday.
8. I'm painfully shy, and don't talk much to people outside my circle of close friends.
9. I'm the most awkward person I know.
10. I like to make people laugh, it makes me feel better.
11. I'm not a big fan of rejection, which prevents me from making moves on guys I like
12. Unless alcohol in involved.
13. I sleep with my contacts in
14. I <3 my fat thighs
15. I probably smoke too much weed
16. Compliments on the internet make me giggle like a little girl
17. I wish I could do over the past 12 years of my life
18. Sometimes people walk all over me but I let them.
19. I work with old people and they love me
20. I love the smell of gasoline
21. I cut the grass, fo free.
22. My cat's name is garfield
23. I hate sleeping past 10 am
24. My hands are freakishly small
25. Uhm.. you can call me jazz, mother ****ers.

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