Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

To me, Cardboard Adolescent doesn't seem any smarter than the next guy, but his logic is cryptic. It forces you to stop and wonder whether you didn't understand him because of your own inability or his.
He's really the only e-person I know who is capable of that.

When you finally understand what his base point is, you realize it's something simple that's piled beneath somewhat of a distracting collection of metaphors and sideways observations.

I don't know if it's intentional, but it's not very efficient.
If it's just his way of speaking, then who can judge him.