I chop down trees and hunt deer with my bare hands in the wilds of Philadelphia. I belch loudly and lift huge boulders for no other purpose than to simply demonstrate that I can do it. I play drums that I made by hand from the skins of grizzly bears that I have killed with my powerful uppercut.
And yet... when I see the following obviously photoshopped image I cannot deny that it is the cutest thing in the world...
