Hokai, so I have to start this by saying that FFIX is probably my favourite in the Series behind VIII, but somewhere down the line I do have a massive love for FFVII. So naturally when I found out it was availble for download on the Playstation network, the first thing I did, after getting a new pair of pants was to get it.
And after about 2 hours of waiting for it to download I thought: "You know what would be a swell idea? To post my experiences of rediscovering the game here! People love original content and witty commentary." So I picked up my camera, zoomed in (badly) on the television and started to chronicle my journey.
Step One: Buy the fu
cker this was done while I was still changing my pants so I still hadn't thought of chronicaling it yet.
Step Two: Download the fu
cker. 1326 Megabytes? Duuude I only get like 250kb/s download with the wireless.
So two and a half hours (or something like that later) I was ready to play the game. But naturally.
Step Three: Installing the fuc
ker already beggining to wish I was dead I was driven further to the brink by this screen:
What the **** could possibly be less complicated? The little gnome in the PS3 should surely be able to insert disc one. Anyways 5 minutes later I was ready to play!
After watching the little intro cinematic (you all know it) I was prompted to give my name. Ignorant of any possible Shinra identity theft possibilities I complied.
What did you think I was going to call him? Cloud? Don't be stupid.
Naturally since I named him Comus one would expect him to have my wit and charm.
...thank god.