Nice to know you care, douche.
I won't die, here's six reasons why.
1. I'm Comus
2. Comus is the main character
3. Falls never kill RPG characters
4. We're not even out of the first city
5. We're not even on the second disc
6. There are three discs
But hey, let's at least pretend to care.
So when posed with a question as stupid as the one below.
The only proper course of action, of course, is to refer back to the six reasons why I won't die.