I'm gonna lull myself to sleep by doing this again. Plus my last list was kinda lame, so...
1. I'm spending the summer with my parents in Norfolk.
2. Their house is in the middle of nowhere and I don't really get on with a lot of people I know here, so I'm in for a quiet few months.
3. I have a bad habit of falling out with people a lot.
4. I'm officially giving my creative streak a break before I embark on my epic summer project.
5. I used to be badly aspergic and therefore very reserved and shy.
6. I drunk my way out of it.
7. If I could punch one athlete in the face it'd probably be Ashley Cole.
8. I'm 6'3" and therefore a lanky bastard.
9. I used to know someone in college who was a carbon copy of Peter Crouch.
10. I used to go to college with Ryan Jarvis.
11. I've beaten depression, but I still get the odd moodswing every now and then. They never last long though.
12. The last time I cried out of sadness was when England got knocked out of Euro 2004.
13. My username comes from
this song.
14. I'm looking at a monitor screen right now.
15. I could swear it's looking back at me.
16. I've been a drop-out twice - once from college, again from uni.
17. I'm actually following an educational avenue through this time (for a change).
18. I value a bit of peace and quiet every now and then very highly.
19. I only drink whiskey and gin these days, which is a bit of a pain when it comes to paying for the bloody stuff.
20. I've only ever lost control of myself through drink once. I was 16.
21. I was convinced this girl I met outside a bar that I was Tasmanian mobile phone salesman called Bruce. She went on a tirade about how they're all taking our jobs and stormed out. It was one of the weirder evenings I've had.
22. I love f
ucking with people's heads like that.
23. A lot of my nights out end in drunken, tone-def singalongs of Ebony and Ivory.
24. I can't think of a 24th fact.
25. Or a 25th.