So what does the stupid c
unt do? She pretends she's too bloody whatever to jump this tiny gap. So naturally, my protective instincts kick in.
This is all well and good, but I have a few problems.
1. She's between me and the guys coming after her.
2. I have a sword, not a long range weapon.
So basically, I say I can hold them off, but they'll reach her before they reach me, great plan, douche.
Yeah, sort of your job there, considering the reasons explained above.
So then the little c
unt tries to cross.
That's what you should have been screaming the first night I met you >:(
So anyways, stupid has fallen down, and I'm at the top of the church, just below the roof, with some conveniently placed barrels, this is what happens if I hit the guys trying to catch my little whore.
Charmed.