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Old 06-15-2009, 07:54 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Urban Extensive Guide To Scoring For The Benefit Of Boo Boo

1. Girls always go around in groups, one girl will always have socially awkward friend with them that they insist on dragging out with them in the hope that she cops off with someone. Go for her.

2. Ask her a question about her preferred topic of conversation, 99.9999% of the time this topic of conversation will be about herself.

3. Pretend to listen & agree whenever necessary.

4. Repeat steps 2 & 3 until you're in her pants.
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