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Old 06-15-2009, 08:17 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger View Post
Urban Extensive Guide To Scoring For The Benefit Of Boo Boo

1. Girls always go around in groups, one girl will always have socially awkward friend with them that they insist on dragging out with them in the hope that she cops off with someone. Go for her.

2. Ask her a question about her preferred topic of conversation, 99.9999% of the time this topic of conversation will be about herself.

3. Pretend to listen & agree whenever necessary.

4. Repeat steps 2 & 3 until you're in her pants.
I love you so much.

To add to Urban's step 2... Every girl thinks she knows **** about music and since that would be your comfort zone, talk music with them. And when I say talk music, I mean agree with them completely no matter what. Every white girl likes The Beatles. Use that to your advantage.
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