Originally Posted by Comus

The last few pages (I have 30 ppp) have been comedic gold. Anyways I've worked out a formula that relates relative intelligence to eventual band preference.

It's quite simple.

B=-(X-C-T)
and R=(X+C+T)

Where B is Love for the Beatles
R is Love for the Rolling Stones
X is intelligence
C is common sense
and T is taste
as such negative intelligence, common sense and taste leads to a large love for the beatles, and vice versa.