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TheCunningStunt · 06-18-2009, 12:22 PM

I once had very vigorous sex. 30 minutes in I felt a shooting pain, sure enough, I thought to myself man up, so carried on, 10 minutes later the pain got ridiculous.

I decided to tell her that it was hurting and proceeded to call her a C U Next Tuesday for doing this to me, for inflicting this pain. I thought my banjoo had snapped, although there was no blood..

We had to go into town the next day, walking round a shop with my willy tucked between my legs, rubbing it every now and then with children in the same isle must have looked a bit suspect.

It turns out, after a closer look, there was a small cut on it.

All that pain and it hadn't even snapped, I honestly do pray to God it never does. If a tiny cut hurts that much... Jesus Christ!

06-18-2009, 12:22 PM	#820 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I once had very vigorous sex. 30 minutes in I felt a shooting pain, sure enough, I thought to myself man up, so carried on, 10 minutes later the pain got ridiculous. I decided to tell her that it was hurting and proceeded to call her a C U Next Tuesday for doing this to me, for inflicting this pain. I thought my banjoo had snapped, although there was no blood.. We had to go into town the next day, walking round a shop with my willy tucked between my legs, rubbing it every now and then with children in the same isle must have looked a bit suspect. It turns out, after a closer look, there was a small cut on it. All that pain and it hadn't even snapped, I honestly do pray to God it never does. If a tiny cut hurts that much... Jesus Christ!