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Originally Posted by jackhammer
I would protect ladies from the unwanted attentions of drunk pre pubescent boys in night clubs (well they may as well be) and then take them home myself later.
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This power of yours should probably come with a "morning after clause" just to be on the safe side, jackhammer.
Includes all the important things like "the leave behind list"....the leave behind list of all her lady friends, contact numbers, and photos.
Or when she asks when she'll see you next. Just refer her to section 4, paragraph 3 "...no friendships, only business transactions. However repeat transactions may occur"
Just a few mandatory things that should go without saying
