I just want to poll the guys here...
When you're getting head, and the girl licks the top all the way down to the base and lingers there, do you get any kind of enjoyment out of that? Because I don't, and it pisses me off.
I don't know where this came from, but it has happened to me more than once.
Also, the whole "trying to be sexy" thing with the tip of the tongue on irrelevant parts of my dick doesn't work either. It's like having to stop for a red light. The whole time you're just waiting for the green, but you don't want to just run the red, for fear of consequence.
I don't like my balls sucked a whole 4 inches into her mouth either, like you see in pornos. Those things should be caressed, never squeezed, never mishandled.
I think there are girls out there that don't know how to give head because their ex boyfriends never told them what feels good and what doesn't feel at all. Guys, please tell your girlfriends what feels good, so that when they break up with you and I eventually get head from them, I won't have to do it. lol... Jokes, guys. Jokes.
But really, women should be informed.
And guys should be man enough to ask a girl whether he's eatin' right or just slurpin' oysters. It's beneficial for everyone.
Communicate, fuckers.
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