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Old 06-22-2009, 04:04 PM   #879 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction View Post
I dated/lived with a girl for 2 years and the only way she could get off was with me ferociously munching the rug. You do it every day for 2 years, you get a lock on where the hardware is located. It also helps when they have a large enough target to actually hit.
But after dating other girls and being erroneously clued to one woman's setup, I soon learned a lot of other girls just don't have much of a clit.
Oh absolutely, the one I've got now its like its constantly under a flap. You also learn to take large swipes and flatten out your tongue, which is a lot like carpet bombing (no pun intended) the city you can't find the terrorist in.
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