I loved how over the past couple of days every time I visited cnn.com the story about this situation changed in some new an hilarious way. Basically, these are the stories I read, in order:
- South Carolina governor is nowhere to be found.
- No worries, he was just on an impromptu hiking trip on the Appalachian Trail.
- Actually he was in Argentina.
- Oh, incidentally, he was cheating on his wife with an Argentine woman.