Igby Goes Down
Russel: So how old are you Igby?
Igby: 18
Russel and Rachel: Ahhh....
Igby: Very soon I'll be 18..
Party
Sookie: So what kind of a name is Igby?
Igby: A kind of name that a person named Sookie isn't in a position to question.
Sookie: Oh Igby is this your brother?
Igby: Yes, Oliver meet Sookie, Sookie meet Oliver.
Oliver: Sookie?
Sookie: Yes, Sookie.
Oliver: So Sookie, are you in college?
Sookie: Yeah, I'm taking a break though.
Oliver: What's your major?
Igby: Attitude.
Sookie: Economics. I hear you're in college Oliver, what's your major?
Igby: Neo-fascism.
Oliver: Business.
Igby: Semantics....
Harold And Kumar
Harold: Dude, did Neal Patrick Harris just steal our car?
Kumar: Yeah dude.
Harold: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Harold: You're using my scissors that I trim my nose with to trim your pubic hairs???
Kumar: Dude I've been using these to trim my ass hairs for 6 months!
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A mi no me importa nada
Para mi la vida es un sueño
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