1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Don't Stop Till You Get Enough
2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?
Smooth Criminal
3. Can you moonwalk? 
Backwards and forwards
4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?
Off the Wall and Thriller, the only two MJ albums worth owning
5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?
Eccentric artists deprived of a childhood, so the first one.
6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...
Enough already