Originally Posted by Antonio

this thread was too good to die like this


bringin it back


Person A: "Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls off, who's left?
Person B: "....the f**k kind of name is Repeat?? This story makes no sense."


hey, what do you get when you cross a donkey with a toucan?
well seeing as they're not even the same species, it'd likely be an abomination that'd best be killed.


Person A: "Hey, what did Michael Jackson do on the 4th of July?"
Person B: "What the hell man, he just died. Show some respect."

Originally Posted by OBEY

"Never trust your own eyes, believe what you are told".