Hahaha...
Here's another one. You gotta read the whole page, especially the customer comments.
Funny Pranks with Liquid ASS.
• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in the colon of a rotting corpse."
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot", like really fresh shi
t . . ."
• "I'm pretty sure it's manure."
• "It has gotten more potent over time!"