"Come with uncle, and have things all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones! You. Are. Invited!"
"Let me do a little impression for ya.. Caw! Caw! Bang! ****! I'm Dead!"
"And when you jumped on that one security guard's back and started yelling, 'The CIA put a chip in my brain!', I laughed so hard I almost **** my pants."
"Almost?!"
"I will blow my ****in' brains out! If you can tell me that ****in' cat's name!!"
"Ahh, WHAT COLOR WAS IT, BITCH?!!"
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