I've got a gross similar story involving creatures and grossness. My friend was out in the jungle somewhere in South America or something with his girlfriend. He started to form a huge lump on his forehead. It started to get really painful. So he asked his girlfriend to try and squeeze it like a pimple but startled she jumped back and exclaimed that it had moved. So, he went to a local doctor, who knew exactly what the problem was. He made a small incision in the lump, and then put a tiny bit of ham between a pair of tweezers and neared it to the lump.
The huge parasite that was inside the lump smelt the ham and came crawling out. HOW SICK IS THAT!
This guy had massive long dirty dreads and pretty sure after this incident he cut them all off.
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Originally Posted by dac
Ok but you owe me... you have to dress up like a slutty version of the crocodile hunter's wife once a week.
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Deal.