1. What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
The crown jewels.
2. Do you bite into your icecream or just lick it?
Lick.
3. Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who?
Mick (monkey) Hucknall, Pete Shelley, Alan Kennedy (footballer), The creepy cult leader from Brookside (friend) anyone remember him? Jambo (hollyoaks/2 packets of crisps and a pint of lager), John Stalker, Frank Stapleton, Steve Coppell, Smiths drummer Mike Joyce (formerly introduced in pub by work mate who used to be in the same band many years ago). There's probably more that escapes my memory right now, but all of the above were on a conversational level of some description.
4. How many different countries have you visited?
Not including the U.K...Holland, Germany, Spain and most of it's islands, Portugal, Greece and most of it's islands, Turkey, America, Mexico, Thailand (and most of it's islands), Laos, Cambodia, Malaysia, Burma (illegally), Barbados, Bahrain.
5. Is your handwriting usually in print or cursive?
Joined up big boys writing.
6. What is your earliest memory?
There's a few, but I don't know in which order. Any of these could be the first;
Scrubbed raw in a tin bath in front of an old coal fire.
Sleeping between my parents.
Farley's Rusk with hot milk.