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Old 07-07-2009, 02:42 AM   #1109 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard
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I like having my anus slapped with a red acrylic ruler while the Mormon Tabernacle Choir pissses on me during their rendition of Three Dog Night's Joy to the world.
Is that a challenge sir?

I slapped my spider monkey to a soft-rock compilation whilst riding a 8-legged elephant into Boston wearing only a pink pinstripe suit. Did I mention the elephant kept screaming old Lenny Bruce routines?
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