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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependancy is destroying his family.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.
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What is white, hairless, 14 years old and 11 feet long?
...the line at the Jonas Brother's Concert.
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An Englishman , A Chinese man & an African walk into a bar
What a fine example of an integrated community.
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Lol'd at these.
What's purple, red, orange, and yellow all over?
A pretty sunset. c: