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Originally Posted by Shivs
Hey, Freebase, man, adopt me. That'd be pretty sick.
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You're hired.
You have to understand there is no pay, and you do my bidding, but I will not steer you wrong.
Your terms of ownership are as follows:
- If you have questions, you ask me first.
- If my answers do not jive with your philosophies, you calmly explain why, then I calmly explain why you are wrong. It is for your own good and in the interest of your longevity here.
- You are to take heed to my recommendations in forum behavior if I happen upon you exhibiting signs of douchebaggery. If you do not take heed to these recommendations, you will be dropped from the rolls and this decision will be backed by prominent members of the forums.
- You agree to remain in this obligation for one month, after such time, if you have met the demands of sponsorship, and you succeed, then you will have graduated to regular member.
- Sponsored membership means that your sponsor (myself) will always have your back no matter how many bitc
h ass douchebags attack you. This is not an excuse for personal douchebaggery, but a protection applied to deserving behavior.
-If you have any complaints before graduation, you are to forward them to your sponsor (myself). If you have complaints after graduation, you do not need to forward them to your sponsor, but if you are unsure, you should consider your sponsor a useful source of guidance.
The role of the sponsor is to helpfully guide noobs in the ways of the forum. This sponsor, out of sheer duty, will never knowingly steer you wrong. If you feel your sponsor is doing just that, you reserve the right to report him to a moderator. But use discretion. If you willingly falsely accuse your sponsor of negligible leadership, you will be dealt with severely, and there may even be a Jonas Brothers album sent to your email, incriminating you of being totally lame.
I (your sponsor, if you choose to accept) hereby swear that I will do my best to help you out and answer any questions you may have, and make any recommendations you may have, and groom you to be a kick ass forum contributor within the span of one month. Should I, or you, breach this contract in this time frame, you will be relieved of your status and, according to method of breaching, be dealt with accordingly.
If you accept the terms of this contract, please copy the following text in the form of a quote and respond with the date you replied:
I HEREBY DECLARE MY FORUM INNOCENCE TO BE IN THE HANDS OF FREEBASE DALI, FOR ONE MONTH.