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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude
My resume:
My name is Tumor. I'm a little nofestited bitch. I play guitar, and write music, and paint, but I'm not very good at any of that. Sometimes I amuse myself by putting my mother's giant pads on stop signs. I like music. Stone Temple Pilots is my favorite band. I don't see the comparisons to Pearl Jam. There isn't really anything special about me. I'm mindblowingly ordinary. I guess we'll be having the sex now.
You're kind of a ****. I admire that.
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1. Sex, nah the time has to be right.
2. Shirley Temple's Pussy is acceptable
3. You don't have to know anything about guitar to be awesome.
David Fair - How to Play Guitar | Ear Poke
And now for my introduction.
I am T-Liz, I am not really great but I got stache.
While you are under my "wing" basically you will do what you normally do but with some added bonuses.
- If you become curious about a new genre of music, pm me for suggestions and about four different links will be YOURS!!!!
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-PROFIT!
-I'll back you up in any debate, even if you're completely, utterly wrong.
-I'll post hundreds of knock-knock jokes on pages of people you hate.
And provide advice when needed, otherwise you're a free thingy.
I'll retain this position as long as you wish, I'll add other responsibilities as I go along.