Well, I'm not really fat and I don't dance and jump on bed. Which leaves the only plausible instance of when the girl was on top doing her thing and a very loud crack was heard. I had to stop proceedings and put the strut back into the vaguely vertical to stop the rest of the bed from breaking but hadn't realised the extent until today when it was dismantled for moving :P
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