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Old 09-03-2009, 09:10 AM   #1478 (permalink)
Seltzer
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Originally Posted by Barnard17 View Post
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The primary victim of sex: beds.

That's the screw from the central support of my double bed which was being moved into my new house. The incident happened about new years but I hadn't realised how severe it was ...

Thankfully my dad who dismantled the bed to bring it over is far too well mannered to consider how it became so bent.
Once I went home on holiday for a couple of weeks and returned to the flat to discover that one of the planks in my bed was snapped in half. I have a very strong suspicion that my flatmate had sex in my bed while I was away... at the time he was sharing a room with someone else so he couldn't exactly bring a girl back and fuck her in there.

Well I guess flatmates going on vacation provides the perfect excuse for him to commandeer their rooms, beds and various other bits of furniture (oh god!). I don't know what my poor bed did to deserve brutalisation by a sex crazed beast who spends too much time in the gym.
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