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Originally Posted by Barnard17
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The primary victim of sex: beds.
That's the screw from the central support of my double bed which was being moved into my new house. The incident happened about new years but I hadn't realised how severe it was ...
Thankfully my dad who dismantled the bed to bring it over is far too well mannered to consider how it became so bent.
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Once I went home on holiday for a couple of weeks and returned to the flat to discover that one of the planks in my bed was snapped in half. I have a very strong suspicion that my flatmate had sex in my bed while I was away... at the time he was sharing a room with someone else so he couldn't exactly bring a girl back and f
uck her in there.
Well I guess flatmates going on vacation provides the perfect excuse for him to commandeer their rooms, beds and various other bits of furniture (oh god!). I don't know what my poor bed did to deserve brutalisation by a sex crazed beast who spends too much time in the gym.