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Originally Posted by Seltzer
Once I went home on holiday for a couple of weeks and returned to the flat to discover that one of the planks in my bed was snapped in half. I have a very strong suspicion that my flatmate had sex in my bed while I was away... at the time he was sharing a room with someone else so he couldn't exactly bring a girl back and fuck her in there. Well I guess flatmates going on vacation provides the perfect excuse for him to commandeer their rooms, beds and various other bits of furniture (oh god!). I don't know what my poor bed did to deserve brutalisation by a sex crazed beast who spends too much time in the gym.
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This made me lol. I can entirely relate to these unexpected joys of living with a bunch of flatmates. The last time I went away for a weekend I came home to a broken Guitar Hero guitar and my bed full of crumbs. At least they were only eating in my bed and not mating (I hope!). God knows what I'm going to come home to when I return to my home in Aus...