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Originally Posted by Lateralus
This made me lol. I can entirely relate to these unexpected joys of living with a bunch of flatmates. The last time I went away for a weekend I came home to a broken Guitar Hero guitar and my bed full of crumbs. At least they were only eating in my bed and not mating (I hope!). God knows what I'm going to come home to when I return to Aus...
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One time our honeyjar went missing and I couldn't find it anywhere in the house. The next day my flatmate came back from his girlfriend's place and I asked him where the honey went... he told me to look in his car. I found the honey inside a satchel without the top on it. And it had an odd consistency too - as if something had been mixed in with it. I don't want to know what bizarre sex ritual this entails.
Not to mention the socks near the stove, glitter in the bath, bubble gum on the wall. I found a bra in our driveway yesterday. I don't even bother asking anymore.
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Originally Posted by Barnard17
Seltzer, we should start a small sexy beast club.
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Jackhammer and Ethan are shortarses too. Time to create a new MB social group.
