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Originally Posted by right-track
Thankfully, today, I'm no longer shitting through the eye of a needle.
However, my affliction has taken an evil twist. Imagine trying to pass hot beef paste through an open sore...
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You know what to say to make a girl flustered :*
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Originally Posted by right-track
And while I'm here, seeing as I've not much else better to do, when I'm not suffering severe and excruciating abdominal pain as a precursor to a mad and desperate scramble up the stairs (3 at a time) to the loo,
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This is why wireless and laptops are such a revolution. Not that I have either but I quite enjoyed the en suite in halls and watching Scarface while I took a dump. I think it's time you upgraded.