Famous Quotes:
"To Be Is To Do" - Aristotle
"To Do Is To Be" - Socrates
"Do Be Do Be Do" - Sinatra
Wife walks into the bedroom after having a shower and says to her husband, "I don't know why you love me. I've got a fat arse, small boobs, a pop belly and a huge nose. Can't you just give me one compliment to cheer me up?" After thinking for a while the husband says, "You know what? Your eyesight's spot on."
Dave
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