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Originally Posted by right-track
You're all wrong.
The Illuminati are behind it all. It's a ploy to have us all injected with a tiny microchip.
They'll own our souls!
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Mark of the beast.
The evil corporation named Milwaukee's Best (beast) is a front for the whole plan. They've been slowly introducing microbiological nano organisms in their beer in order to subdue the redneck population, and when the 2012 catalyst is upon us, they will be turned into intelligent humans and next of kinfolk, who will have contracted the organisms via sexual contact.
There will be an army, ready to carry out the beasts second phase of global domination.